Wednesday, August 13, 2008

.308 and and a backbag. pt1

I checked over my equipment, dropped everything unessecery, reloaded all my weapons, checked the map and was ready to roll.

It's time to pay the Red Forest a visit! HOOT HOOT!

Due to me getting killed(read: crash) if I get close to or stay close to Freedom base, for longer that 0.003 milliseconds, I knew, I had to be fast. I unweld my FAMAS, and put... well, pedal to the metal, and used my own farts as a speed boost.


*camera fast fowards to Freedom outpost, onto two freedomers chatting*
Boris: So, Vasja, I heard, that there's a large force of Monolith coming. You got enough socks to pull it off?

Vasja: Anus.

Boris: Facinating!

*a reddish toned blurred blob wooshes past Vasja, slitting it's throat*

*Boris bends over Vasja, checking him*
OH MY GOD YOU LIED TO ME, YOU'RE A MAN!


*Camera zooms back to main character*

12 feet more, and I'm outta this outpost!

5 more!
3!
2!
1!
I DID IT FUCK YE-

loading...

So I reach the red forest. Not as red as advertised, eh?

It's more like blueish. Wait.
*PHSEeeew'

Ahh, that's more like it.

I walk foward, untill I notice a campfire. I remember, that it's a bad country, so I sneak behind the rocks to my left. I scout out two monolith guys, sitting by the fire. I equip my VSS, and give it a coinflip, wich guy should I shoot first. I pick the dude looking in my general direction and squeese my pointyfinger and the...

*awesome camera zooming effects to fireplace*
Monolith 1:Итак, если вы говорите кандлешак, он придет и примет вас немедл-
Monolith 2:Да, это правда.

OH MY Бог, Игорь, ВЫ хорошо?

*awesome camera zooming effects to main characters gun's operational end*

...exept I'm having it, so I fired another shot, at the now-suspecting...

*Camera zoom effect to fireplace*

Monolith 2:
Игорь, Игорь, это чертовски, ответьте мн-
*camera zoom effect back to main caracter*

... and that's the story of my third experience with the so called "Ben-Gay". Okay, I think, that it was the last dude, so I proceed my way towards the zone. Untill, I see strangely lit area.
It must be the monolith patrol!

I pull out my 'sniper'(more like 'silenced') LR3000, and peek around the fence.
It was a monolith exoscelecton. I pop a cap in his ass and see another 'flashlight' coming down the road.

I can't risk with the 'sniper' LR3000, so I take out my VSS, and give the 'flashlighty' dude a new hole in the head.

I loot the corpses for extra 5.56 ammo, wich I have 800 something rounds by now and make my way towards the unknown.

Suddenly I hear a bang from the direction unknown, and something whizzles past my head and hits the rock nexst to me.

I dash behind some rock, and ready my VSS.

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