.308 and a badass mofo.

So, as it appears, I've been tracked down by my arch nemesis:
Child protective services.

The just can't leave it, what I did to that girl!
She said, that she was 18, and she said yes!

Andother round passes my head and hits the rock. They musta be having a SVD or some shit.
I WANT THE SVD GODAMMIT.

I jump from the safe cover of the rock, make a run for another and get shot in the leg.
I thank thy for protective armor, but man, that hurts.

I see a guardman standing ontop of a trailer next to me, I pop a cap (literally) in his ass, and procceed upward to snatch is dragunov.

It was a fine model of 1987 dragunov, with no sights whatsoever and a new foward grip. Just like I imagined in my (wet)dreams!

I aimed down the (godly) sights and pulled the (sexy) trigger, emitting a (pants-creaming) click noise. Shortly followed by (orgasmic) bang sound, as the 7.62 left the (steaming hot) Dragunovs 620mm barrel 830 meters per second, ready to pierce someones head, to produce fine bloody (fapping) material.

So anyway, long story short, I was in love with my dragunov, stuck my ... up the wrong hole and she didn't want to cooperate anymore. She was broken.

I ran through the Red forest in despair, followed by all sorts of weird creatures, that wanted to steal my nasal virginity, untill I reached a contraption, made from fine steel wire and awesome.

It was a fence. With hole in it and dead bodies all around.

I thought, that what could be the worst thing, that could possibly happen, came to conclusion, and said to myself, how bad can it be.

And took a step into the darkness.

Also I'm gonna sue those fuckers, who made this nightvision.